a pile of bees

click clack

seventy seven sevens in a row!

two tires

brand new continentals just "fell off a truck"

a cluster of fucks.

christ above, i hate the fucking train and its horribly designed bicycle area.

#whitewine

no gloves, no loves.

mattmatics

graffiti

spotted by a friend while riding past a new development.

a city of drunks

shitpile cruiser festooned with beads and complete with cup holder. .new orleans, i have always loved you.

crazy sprinter bro

shortly before this video was taken, this young gentleman crouched down on the floor and did a shot of jim beam. he was breathing very heavily and i thought he was gonna puke into his backpack. when his stop came, he almost forgot his bike.

super bowl sunday, y'all. .

service cone

lazy car country automall service techs.

it's party time

"what's that you say, little cardboard star? it's time to smash bottles in the street? well, okay!"

blue balls

yep.