toddler shoe

you see these a lot. i imagine mom gets the kid home and is all like. . "fuck, another $30 pair of toddler shoes down the toilet".

secret admirer

found a copy of this movie on vhs sitting in the bike lane right. . about. . here:



would that it were awkward homemade porn, but i guess that's asking santa for a little too much.

mystery innards

this pile of innards, found on a climb up a shoulderless road, appears to have been scooped wholly intact from the belly of a small woodland creature. on the other side of the road was a small scrap of fur.

former owl

i don't normally count roadkill. but this was special

prozzy heel

i mean, i can't say for sure that it's from a prostitute. but i like to think so.

bag of urine

i've heard of the trucker bomb before, but this is a first.